I SOLD$ANSEMAT 200K

The $SIDELINED bull, crying

It did a 1665x after I left. This coin is my therapy. It can be yours too.

BUY $SIDELINED

The confession

HE WROTE IT DOWN

$ANSEM sits at 200k market cap. He takes profit. A responsible move, he says. It never dips again.

The note survived. The portfolio did not.

see the evidence
Handwritten note: I sold $ANSEM at 200k. I am depressed.
exhibit A. recovered from the desk.
The bull, sidelined, crying

MEANWHILE, AT THE PARTY

he sold at 200k. the party kept going.

live

live from the party he left.

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$ANSEM 200K

he sold here. a responsible move, he said.

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$ANSEM 1M

he waited for a dip. the dip waited for no one.

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$ANSEM 42M

he drew trendlines. the trend ignored them.

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$ANSEM 333M

he muted the group chat.

STILL GOING, BY THE WAY.

TEARONOMICS

you cannot sell what you never bought.

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0
UTILITY
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1B
SUPPLY
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100%
REGRET
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-99.9%
HIM
The bull hugging a jar full of his own tears

supply fully circulating. like his tears. 0% tax, because he has been taxed enough.

(liquidity: the jar. audited by nobody.)

ROADMAP OF REGRET

The bull, smug and confident, pressing the sell button

executed flawlessly. worst decision of his life.

The bull at the window watching the rocket fly to the moon

every candle green. every notification a small funeral.

The bull slumped on a sofa in the dark, surrounded by tissues

wrote a note about it. the note is framed now. see the evidence below.

The bull proudly holding up the teardrop coin

turn the pain into a coin. you get to be early. for once in your life.

How to buy

1
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get a wallet

phantom, solflare, whatever. he had one too.

2
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load some SOL

the amount you can afford to watch do nothing.

3
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swap for $SIDELINED

paste the CA. press the button. feel something.

4
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do not sell

he sold once. look what happened.

5. or do nothing. you are good at that.

live footage of you, right now:

BUY $SIDELINED↑ entry: any. exit: never.

EVIDENCE

The bull in bed at 3am watching the $ANSEM chart pump on his phone
3am. checking the chart he sold.
The bull left alone on the launchpad as the rocket flies away
the black bull leaving without him.
The bull flipping burgers while the chart pumps through the window
back to work. the chart followed him.
The bull celebrating a plus two percent while the crowd behind him does a 1000x
+2%. he told everyone.